LOL, thank you. It does feel wonderfully cathartic to get all this off my chest! On the plus side, I will have fun mocking him and his douchebaggery for years :-)

He did sort of mention that he had spoken to people from the department, saying that "Jeg har banket lidt på vandrørene, and people here have a prejudice that..." and then a complete misrepresentation of an objection I had made, followed by an explanation of my actual point but credited to coach-douche himself. My co-workers looked a bit surprised and puzzled that we apparently hate one of our core values, but when he segued to the sensible refutation of his own strawman they relaxed. So I'm sort of relieved he didn't mention me by name ;-)